A living nightmare asleep, but still aware.

daisie-butter:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

basically lol

thebeautyofmoonlight:

thefunnygentleman:

Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you

also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

katswhiskers:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?

ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY

Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.

samulettes:

I always laugh when people say, “Supernatural is an evil show. Satanists watch Supernatural” because Supernatural is probably the most religious fictional show on television.

witness-protection-with-wings:

i’m gonna pop some salt

only got a .45 in my pocket

i-i’m a huntin’, lookin’ for some demons

this is all your fault dad

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

tennants-hair:

despairkomaeda:

nagitan:

despairkomaeda:

I do not see the problem with cannibalism. I mean if you eat the body who even knows a murder took place

what about the skeleton

crush it up and snort it like a man

woah there Thor