Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- first born
you know, anything you want
It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?
ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY
Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.
It’s okay to be a masochist. You shouldn’t beat yourself up over it.
Get somebody else to beat you up instead. It’s more fun that way.” —John Dick (via thepen-thepage-thepaper)
I always laugh when people say, “Supernatural is an evil show. Satanists watch Supernatural” because Supernatural is probably the most religious fictional show on television.
i’m gonna pop some salt
only got a .45 in my pocket
i-i’m a huntin’, lookin’ for some demons
this is all your fault dad
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.